You're disgusting.

You're like 300 lbs of fat stuffed in a bag of skin that can only contain 250 lbs. Your lips are horrendous, and your tongue is so fat that when you sleep, it sticks out and it looks like you have 3 lips. You stink. I mean, really. Anything you touch for an extended amount of time reeks like mold and shit. You don't wash after a whole day outside. You breathe through your mouth. You chew with your mouth open, and we can see and hear everything you're chewing.

And those are just the physical stuff.